HEALTH 100%
AMMO 20
[1] PAINTBRUSH
0 SCORE
0/3 TABLES
1 FLOOR

Sandy's Table Quest

In the year 199X, the Interior Design Cartel stole your masterpieces.
Reclaim your tables. Splatter the critics.

Controls: Arrows/WASD to Move, Space to Shoot.

FIRED!

The critics were too harsh.

PROMOTED!

Floor cleared! Taking elevator...

MASTERPIECE RECLAIMED!

You defeated the Head Designer and got all the tables!

Sandy returns to her workshop a legend.

CONGRATULATIONS!

You defeated the Head Designer!

Sandy has reclaimed all her tables
and saved the furniture industry.

- CREDITS -

SANDY'S TABLE QUEST

The Furniture Operations

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🪵 SANDY'S TABLE QUEST

A Chronicle of Wood, Will, and Warped Taste

In the year 2025,

The Interior Design Cartel declared war on durability. They replaced craftsmanship with 'fast furniture'—flimsy, soulless, and impossible to repair.

St. Louis fell first. Then the world.

Grandmothers wept as their oak dining sets were seized and replaced by honeycomb cardboard.

But one artisan refused to fold.

Sandy.

She didn't design for trends. She built tables that could survive a nuclear winter. When they raided her workshop, they made one fatal mistake:

They left her alive.

Tonight, she enters their headquarters. A vertical dungeon of beige carpet and particle board.

Her mission:

Reclaim the tables.
Splatter the critics.
Remind them what 'solid wood' feels like.

SANDY'S TABLE QUEST

They took the tables.
She's taking them back.

SANDY'S TABLE QUEST

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Sandy's Table Quest
The Furniture Operations
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Instructions

🖌️ Reclaim your tables from the Cartel!

⬅️➡️⬆️⬇️ WASD / Arrows to Move

🔫 SPACE to Paint

🚪 E to Open Doors

PRESS ENTER OR ESC TO RETURN

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Episode 1: The Office
Episode 2: The Dungeon
Episode 3: The Factory
Episode 4: The Boss
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